interesting

So everyone was doing this on myspace, so I decided to post it here:


Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you...

1) Your name? Joyce
A treasured possession (noun) Something you can't live without (Mike should appreciate)

like a good book that you can't put down, full of humour, wisdom, sensitivity (adjective)

Joyce similar to a malapropism (verb) try to do or say one thing and it turns out like another

A verb, meaning to lead someone on and then crush his or her heart like a heartless, souless, biatch that does pineapples and your sister.

A slang in Bulgarian used for Marihuana

to have a camel toe

a purple toenail fungus that is often used as medicine for butt warts

where u spill/slop something on urself, like food, drink, anything, it usually falls upon the breast of the person


2) One of your friends?: Kasia

a polish lasse who is wise beyond her years and has large boobs (so true)

A beautiful female who talks to strangers

Usually a really "dumb" Polish whore who sleeps around with everyone in your town. Also to be considered a homewrecker


3) What should you be doing? Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.


4) Hometown? Detroit

A city that a bunch of people talk and complain about but without ever stepping inside the city limits or even coming within 50 miles of its border.

Contrary to popular belief, there are nice parts, but perpetuating stereotypes is better than talking about the good that resides there, huh?

Where everyone who's from Michigan says they're from when somebody asks them where they live.

Best water in the world.


5) Middle name? Elaine

Another term for foxy or sexy.

A silly Mormon girl who will do your Spanish homework for absolutely nothing. Usually of Hispanic origin


6) Car you drive/will drive? Toyota

A supremely reliable car of Japanese design. Formerly imported direct from Japan, now more commonly assembled in the USA.

Most likely any non-Honda car with over 300,000 on the odometer.

A vehicle with normally bland body styling, an underpowered engine, and weak acceleration that is easy on the wallet, and prettymuch indestructible.

A company known mostly for the Camry, that has a produced a few outstanding exceptions to itself. Namely the Celica Supra, and the Mid-Engined MR2.



7) Last person you talked to on the phone? Mike

To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.

A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools