Retiring and Recycling

I had to add this one too:

This gives a new meaning to retiring your stuff around the house and recycling them for new methods:

Butterfly F**k-Swing Filled With Junk Mail

What I don't get, who keeps these things in the shed!!!! at least for the decency of it all, keep them somewhere in the house.

Disclaimer: if you haven't read the onion, its not real, just made up stories on every day events.

Its a start.......

Heres hollywood always being the trend setters of the world!!!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070730/ap_on_sc/hollywood_pigeons_2;_ylt=AmaEyupHEmmKRLZ6oIz3kAEE1vAI

Now if we can only start using this on the stupid people that breed in the world!!!

Bowling for Rhinos

Thank you all for coming!!! It means a lot to see you all there and especially participating in it all. Un-offical numbers looks to be the best ever year of BFR. Hope all of you had fun, I did, the bowling names we picked rocked!!!!! If we weren't the best scoring team, we beat everyone in creativity with the names!!!! spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does! Rock the house peeps!

Wedding Guest List!

So my mom thinks that everyone that our family has ever met has to show up to this wedding. As of last week, we FINALLY finalized the guest list. At that point, I had told them NO MORE PEOPLE. We are already at 255. That's plenty more than what we wanted. So today I get another email to add yet another person. To top it all off, I don't even know who the hell this person is. How great is that. How come my mother doesn't know the definition of 'small and intimate' and she doesn't know when to stop. I am putting my foot down for like the millionith time and saying NO to more people.

-Joyce

getting to close

So mmmmm I was rough housing with Tito, I tend to bite him while doing so. This time he turned just right ( oh so wrong) and I had a little nibble of dog penis. Ok it was not the innards, but the sheath portion. I really can't justify it that way, but that was my only saving grace. Ok, we just stepped into a new level of our relationship that I don't care expend on. Got to go, hes looking at me longingly.

My Turn!

So we've joined the blog community. We've actually both were part of it before separately, back in the day. I got too busy with school and such, I stopped and I think Mike just got lazy with his blog. Now that we're starting a new life together, why not start a blog together!?

Things have been quite busy with all the wedding planning and such. 3 more months and it'll be over. I have to give wedding planners credit, because this is a ton of hard work. So far I've been pretty calm about it, for the most part.

Today at work, I was so pissed at this one doctor, because of him being so lazy. So, this patient had soiled himself and couldn't clean himself up (in front of the doctor). So instead of the doctor cleaning him up, he went out of his way to look for my nursing assistant and myself who were in the middle of a somewhat emergency. Then the lovely doctor proceeded to report us to the charge nurse, while doing nothing about the situation. Stupid doctors, no bedside manner whatsoever.

-Joyce

Our first post

What should it be about? Well Joyce decided to start this thing and I have a wonderful feeling that I'll be doing most of the writing. So it begins again, I'll try and do my...our best to keep up on this thing.

We had a zookeeper appreciation gathering at work today. The bosses brought in many a goodies for us in celebration. If you didn't know, last week was officially National Zookeeper Week. Yes, its true some senator passed a resolution to make it sometime in July. So its not totally official yet but you should appreciate me, which should be done everyday anyways!!!! Next time when you see your local zookeeper ( cause we're like a dime a dozen!) give him a high five!!!!!! Woo Hooooo

Ps I really don't care for another useless appreciation week or holiday, even if its my honor, just appreciate me for who I am!!!!!!

Joyce.......anything?