Retiring and Recycling

I had to add this one too:

This gives a new meaning to retiring your stuff around the house and recycling them for new methods:

Butterfly F**k-Swing Filled With Junk Mail

What I don't get, who keeps these things in the shed!!!! at least for the decency of it all, keep them somewhere in the house.

Disclaimer: if you haven't read the onion, its not real, just made up stories on every day events.