Jesus and maple syrup?

So I posted something on Yahoo answers and for shits and giggles looked at some of the questions people have asked. Ah seriously, you can really entertain yourself for like an Hour reading some of these!!!! Ok this one was funny to me, don't know why? Jesus and Maple syrup I'm so tempted to answer it "Maple syrup is from the Devil's Tree, while corn syrup is the life blood of the lord!!! Down with those hedonistic purest of all Devil's blood, called pure (or unpure) MAPLE SYRUP!!!!!"