Buy organic?

I was watching Dirty Jobs and saw these guys on there with Mike Rowe. I personally think that we should maybe consider organics when it comes to purchasing, but seriously this doesn't help the cause:

HOT!!!!!!

Its even hotter when Joyce said I'd do her!!!!

ouch!!!

I don't even have a cooter but I'm feeling phantom pains in my lower regions!!

Arkansas family welcomes 18th child, a girl

Please do us a favor and close the door on your revolving vagina? WTF you can field almost two full teams both offense and defense in football!!! You know in genetics you need 18-20 people to start a founders population, basically to start a new race.....we shell call them the race of the Duggars!!!!A southern race of hillbilic cultures with tendencies to over procreate.

Reindeer games?

ah......just read this Wildlife experts ponder gender of Santa's reindeer add this to the line of why Donald duck doesn't wear pants and why only one female smurf in the village of male smurfs? With all that is happening with the likes of proposition 8 we should consider if Hermie is his beard or lover?

Our C-mas gift to us!!!

I really hope this comes in handy tomorrow!!!!!

Ding Dong the BCS is done?

Lawmaker proposing bill to end BCS system

Serious? Lets check.....the economy is tanking......we're in a recession.....the American auto companies are in shambles.....we're still in a war........but coincidentally a Senator from "Texas" proposes this.....mmmmmmmm? I'd be pissed if I was a "smart" constituent of Texas with this dick......wait smart....sorry guys what was I thinking? Anyways he's a tool for even wasting time with this...government does not need to be involved!

Crappy Day At Work!

So yesterday was one of the worst days at work ever. It was good up until 5pm, then all hell broke loose. Of course, I had to have the 3 most confused, indirectable patients. Thank god for Haldol and Ativan, haha. Yesterday was supposed to be day 2 of 4 for me, but luckily I got cancelled today. So now I'm just chilling at home, catching up on shows, and putting stuff on ebay, haha.

Serious?

So I read this on Yahoo Featured news:

Derrick Rose cuts apple, arm

This can't be true. Cutting an apple in bed? C'mon. There has to be some cover-up story.

Trash the dress, more pics!

So we finally got the disc of all the pics from our trash the dress session. Check them out here:
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Awesome Basketball shot

Saw this on ESPN this morning, just watch!!



That is one fast and furious finish!! All in 20 seconds amazing!

Konrad My hero!!!

Ok this what I imagine Konrad will be as a Liberian!!!



No wonder why its a masters degree!!!! Its not just shelving books anymore.

Time for the Holidays

So its time to get into the Holiday Spirit!!!! How about a little British Glam rocking to do that?



I'm sure you know this guys, heres a little more taste of them, THE DARKNESS!!!

Last post for November.....

Blah blah blah......random stuff here.....link to something here.........ok I randomly searched using "random stuff" and "link to something" this is what you get....enjoy!!!!

Share the love!!!

All I have to say is......wow.....and awesome.....

Nostradamus of the market?

Snap.....even Ben Stein got scored on!!!!!!

Trash the Dress!!!

Yay, they are up on Dionne's Blog. I've been excited to see them. We did them October 5, the day before we left for our Europe trip. We did them in downtown Detroit. If you haven't heard the story yet, it's very interesting. So we originally tried to do this last year after our wedding, but due to the weather, we were unable to. So we finally got to do it this year.

We were supposed to meet Dionne at the Greektown parking garage. She was running a little late, so once we did get there, we couldn't find her. Come to find out, she was at the other parking garage. haha. So we decided to meet at the Greektown people mover. Haha, as we were waiting, still couldn't find her. She was at the Bricktown people mover stop, which is one away from Greektown. Of course, she got on, and we figured that the next stop is Greektown (as it has been for years). One thing we didn't know, is that they decided to reverse the people mover direction, making Greektown the last stop. Great, huh. So at this point, I'm standing in my wedding dress (as people are congratulating us, and getting whistles), waiting. Good times. When we did finally meet up with her on the people mover, The red wings game of course let out, so there was a ton of people on the mover. Luckily, it looks like she got some shots on it. Overall, it was a good time. Not too cold or rainy. We also ended in Belle Isle (in the fountain), which was cold and dark, so hopefully we got some good ones there. It is a definite recommend to do for brides.

On a side note, the dress didn't get that trashed. :) More pics at
The Shooting Gallery Blog

Penguins get all the love....

NL Cy young

Doesn't the NL Cy young winner Tim Lincecum look eerily like the "Rookie of the year" kid, but older?

No visa for you!!!!!

Watch out Filipinos the US government is out to get you!!! This is my parents doctor:

Flint doctor deported; Friends and family fight to have Dr. Jose Jota return to Grand Blanc Township

I feel bad for them all, just for a stupid mistake they get deported for 10 years minimum. He's been pretty law abiding since but they can't take that into consideration, can't they? It sucks for my parents because he has been their doc for a while now. He knows their medical history, now they have to break in a new doctor. Ah Joyce.....R your parents legit?

GIRAFFES!!!!!

I feel like the ones at the zoo will do this one day. We just got a new one to, they're building an army!!!

Rolemodels

So last night, Mike and I went to see the movie, Rolemodels with Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott. It is just as funny as you see in the commercials. The kid was pretty raunchy too, which made it even funnier. Definitely recommend to see.

Hockey fight in dollars..

Seriously Forbes, do you not have enough to write about or just that everything needs to be in dollar and sense? Never thought hockey fighting was quantifiable, But hey, check it:

Best Hockey Fighters For The Buck

I like the wins-loss records, its like they're prize fighters!! (in dispickable<---as Mike Tyson)

Bet you the Hanson Brothers are the most bang for your buck!! I'm sure the guest appearances at minor league hockey games don't always pay the bills.

I giggled a little!!

I was taking my lunch and read this on the Fire extinguisher.



If you can't see the sexual innuendos ( you can change some words to make even funnier) your dead inside!!!!

First Anniversary Weekend!

So our first anniversary has come and passed. I can't believe we made it to one year, haha. We made a weekend out of it. We had a free night stay at the Marriott, since that was where our wedding was. We stayed in their king suite, which is really nice. On Saturday night, we had a fancy dinner at Shula's Steakhouse (in the hotel), which is probably the most expensive meal we've ever and will ever have. Despite the price, everything was delicious. I, obviously got the mahi mahi, considering I don't eat red meat. But Michael got the steak and said it was yummy.

Sunday, we went apple picking, which we've been doing every year since we met. So now we have a ton of apples to eat, gotta find some good recipes for apples.


Later that night, we went to my ultimate favorite restaurant, the melting pot. Definitely recommend if you haven't been. Since it was our anniversary, we got free bubbly :)




Overall it was a really nice, relaxing weekend. A nice end to a vacation. Now back to the grindstone again.

Whats in the water?

Eric now really what is up with you people in Livingston County?

Another 'inappropriate' cell phone photo distributed in Livingston County

Palin plays dirty!!!

Palin is a dirty hockey mom or not a St. Louis Blues fan.

Blues' Legace suffers hip injury after tripping on carpet for Palin

Man hes not having a good start to the season, stat wise and now this!!!

Pics are up!

We've uploaded the pics from our European trip. Be warned, there is alot.

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Happy Birthday Kasia!!!

So last night was Kasia's bday costume bash. From what I remember, it was a great time. You can also tell from Konrad's pics, haha. Anyways, loved everyone's costumes. My husband always still surprises me, with his lovely geisha outfit, with eyelashes and all. THe night started out early for me and Pam, she came over early to help decorate and get some food and stuff. In the meantime, we were trying to decide on a "Kasia" drink, but a couple of drinks later, we were unable to find the perfect one. As more people came by, more drinking went on. A little bit of jello shots, moonshine, and many random sarah shots. Let's just say, I won't be drinking for quite some time. Overall, hopefully everyone had a good time. Happy Birthday to wifey kasia!!

On a side note, I married a wonderful man, one who takes care of me (and of advantage of me) in my drunken stupor. I love Miska!! (No, I'm not drunk anymore, or even hungover)

Sue and Eric are you ready?

This was one of the funniest beginnings to the Office yet, baby episode!! Its the whole episode just wanted you to see the first few minute.

DVR was 88% full!!!!

That is one problem with going on vacation during the fall!! A cool thing, watching them back to back!!! Were on a major TV show overload currently!!

We are home!

So we made it home safely. Arrived yesterday night after a long day of traveling. First off, Europe was tons of fun. Lots to do, eat and drink. We of course, have many pictures, which are currently being uploaded onto flickr (all 626 of them).

To somewhat recap our trip:

First country was Mike's home country of Hungary. Flew into Budapest, where we met up with Mike's family, whom were extremely nice, wanted to feed us all the time, just like the filipinos. Problem, was the lack of english. It was funny how they would speak to me in Hungarian, and expected me to answer. His aunt would have a full on conversation with me, and I would just nod my head and smile. Luckily Mike was able to speak/understand some of it. We actually stayed outside of Budapest with the fam for a couple of days. Got to see Mike's mom's home town and such. Pretty neat, quaint little village. Definitely nothing like Michigan. The last 2 nights in Hungary we spent in the city, seeing sights and all. We did a cruise on the Danube at night which was beautiful.

Next off to Vienna, which was much bigger than expected. One thing I do love/miss about Europe is that you can drink on the streets, like beer. People were in front of Parliament just knocking down Gosser beer. How great is that!!! We really need to enact that rule here in the states. Also, Mike enjoyed their Eurodog which consists of this huge sausage in a baguette. Of course, we ate the wiener schnitzel.

Lastly was Prague, which personally was my favorite. Very historic and big. We did lots of walking. We went to Prague castle, which is one of the oldest castles in Europe. Also walked the famous Charles Bridge, which was under construction. Can't seem to get away from that. There were also a couple places that were closed due to construction. There was this place called Petrin Hill, which is a mini-Eiffel Tower on top of a hill. And of course, the tram thing that took you up to the hill was closed. So we hiked all the way up, as well as taking the 299 steps in the tower. We were quite pooped. But we topped off the days with Czech food and beer. Their beer was pretty good. Didn't try the absinthe though which was sold everywhere. We were almost tempted to take some home, but knowing my luck, our luggage would be checked and it would have been found.

Anyways, overall, we had a great time, luckily we have a couple days to relax and get back used to the time difference.

European Update

Were alive!!!! Things are well, weather is great and Budapest and Vienna are as beautiful as they claim. If my zs and y's are messed up its because of this damn kezboard!!! Zou should of seen the Hungarian one!! Anzwazs, were doing a walking tour of Vienna and its neat and laughing all the time when we see Wiener!!! Lots of that, think it means vienna. All is well off to Praha tomorrow, see zou all soon.

Love Mike and Jozce

TODAY!!!

Today is the day. We are leaving for the airport at 3, and we'll be in france in the morning. then off to budapest. I am sooo excited. I'll miss my baby doggies though, but they are in good hands with auntie kasia. Just no humping of jeff's leg or pillows. Hehe. We'll definitely post about our adventures when we get back. We may even have video blogs. :)

Penguins are famous!!

I think we did this commercial shoot earlier this year. I'm sure the commercial has been playing since then, but these are our penguins.


There some other cute commercials on the directors website, Sugino Studios

2 more days!!

2 more nights of work (ugh), till vacay time!! hopefully work will go by quick. Also, we have our trash the dress session on sunday (crossing finger). Last time we tried to do it, it rained alll day. So far, weather.com is predicting 65 and partly sunny. Yay!! Anyways, time to get ready for work. For Pam, Happy Birthday, sorry I can't make it tonight, take an extra shot for me :) I'll be thinking about you. Have fun!!

And the 10th one......not free!!!!

Nebraska dad who left 9 kids says he was overwhelmed

Way to go Nebraska Law makers....how hard is it to put an age stipulations? I don't wish the hardship that the family endured but dude wrap that thing!

what a winner!!!

oh my!!!! If you could just change her hair color to Blonde....like oh my god!!! as if!!! like no way did you rip on my boy McCain....she is dumb plain and simple!!

priceless

Not big on those priceless commercials but this one is the best:

This is Baaaaaaaaddddddd.......

Man who had sex with sheep won't appear on sex offender registry, court rules

Ok I heard about this case in the beginning but it still just shakes your head!!!

Mersereau said people who sexually abuse animals often do the same to humans.

"It seems about a dozen times a year we hear of cases involving people who sexually abuse a child, who have in the past done the same to a dog," he said. "The two go hand in hand, and any time the law does not help contribute to the awareness of a predator in their midst, the community suffers."

This statment totally ties in the stupidity of it all. (mike swings head back and forth in dismay)
"Hide your sheep from this man"

Seems a little fishy?

OW!!!!!

Fish found in boy's penis

WTFuck type of tank is this that a 14 year old can go in it to clean!!!! Was he naked doing so? If you go in there with at least swim trunks you have the netting over your junk!!!! Ok I don't know whats worse? The fact that a fish swam up your tube snake or that the docs had to grab it with a tool that goes in there to grab bladder stone!! OW OW OW OW!!!! THe fish was 2cm, a little less then an inch mmmm physically not sure if its possible to swim up.....ok im done with mental images!!

Go Right through that.....

PAGE OR TWO OF PLAYBOY!!!!!

MSU women pose in Playboy

Hey times like these with money being tight.....who blames them!!!! Rock on!! Theres video. I like the tools that are looking at it in a party store and the signing being at one to. "Thanks for looking at me nude and heres your free malboro hat!!!"

Score one for Fringe!!

And for all nerdy men eyes!!!!!
Her name is Anna Torv, if you care to google! Shes my new Gillian Anderson.

Whiskey in the Jar

Check this out (courtesy of Augie's myspace):

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mmm no camping here!!!!

Note to self, where ever this is in some German speaking country, we might avoid!!!

Wine & Game Night, Still On

Despite people not responding to our evite, boo on you all (you know who you are). We are still having wine & game night. Any suggestions for food? So far I have egg rolls (courtesy of my mom), spinach dip, cheese fondue, and shrimp cocktail (just for mikey). Oh and I'm planning on making a coffee cake.

Hope to see you all there.

Fringe!?

So it's that time of year. Where television producers decide they want to awe us with their new shows. Well I decided to check out this new one on Fox, called Fringe with Joshua Jackson (one of the main reasons for checking it out),haha. Anyways, I'm on the fence about it. I'm not usually a fan of the paranormal stuff, but this one intrigued me for some reason. I don't want to give too much away in case you have the itching to see it. But I'd maybe say give it a chance. But then again, that may change with the 2nd episode. We'll have to see.

A Tribute to Sarah Palin's Daughter!

ok this one might be scary, no sound on the Desktop and the power cord is fried on the lap top so were going commando here, GOOD LUCK!!!!!!

Another First for Detroit!!!

So I do believe Detroit or any big city for that matter will have the first sitting Mayor to be arrested/arraigned and jailed. This got me thinking of "What are some fun facts of Detroit"? So enjoy and add this next to The most Registered Bowlers and Fatties eating Potato Chips!!!
This is from VisitDetroit.com


Fun Facts About Detroit

• is home to the Motown sound founded by Berry Gordy Jr. in 1957
• is home to the first Van Gogh painting in a public collection in the U.S. at the Detroit Institute of Arts, "Self Portrait," Vincent Van Gogh, 1887
• installed the first mile of paved concrete road, just north of the Model T plant, on Woodward Avenue between McNichols and 7 Mile Roads in 1909
• built the nation’s first urban freeway, the Davison, in 1942
• is home to the oldest state fair in the nation — the Michigan State Fair, first held in 1849
• is the potato chip capital of the world, based on consumption
• has country’s largest island park within a city — Belle Isle Park
• is home to the world’s only floating post office, the J.W. Westcott II, can be found on the Detroit River
• is north of Canada
• is second in the nation in fishing rod sales
• shares the world’s first auto traffic tunnel between two nations – the Detroit/Windsor Tunnel
• is home to the second tallest hotel in North America – the Detroit Marriott Renaissance Center, at 73 stories
• the nation's first soda — Vernors — created in Detroit by pharmacist James Vernor in 1862. Detroit is also home to Sanders hot fudge, Better Made Potato Chips, Faygo soda pop, Stroh’s Ice Cream
• has the most registered bowlers in the United States
• was the first city in the nation to assign individual telephone numbers in 1879

AND!!!!

Detroit was the first city nation to: From City of Detroit Website

* Assign individual telephone numbers (1879)
* Hold a state fair (the Michigan State Fair was the first held in 1849)
* Pave a mile of concrete road (on Woodward Avenue between Six and Seven Mile roads in 1909)
* Install a traffic light, manually operated by a staff of policemen (1915)
* Share an automobile traffic tunnel between two nations (United States and Canada, 1930)
* Develop an urban freeway (the Davison in 1942)
* Taste an ice cream soda (when a clerk at Sanders confectionery ran out of sweet cream and in desperation used ice cream in 1875. The rest is history!)
* Hear the clickety-clack of a typewriter (invested in 1829 by Detroiter Austin Burt)
* Enjoy morning coffee brewed in an automatic coffeemaker (the Coffee Clock invented by George Schuler)
* Drink milk from a paperboard carton (by Pur-Pak in 1930)


Additional Fascinating Facts about Detroit

Detroit is the oldest city in the Midwest, and the only one from which one can look south to Canada.

The Ambassador Bridge, linking Detroit with Windsor (Ontario, Canada) is one of the longest international suspension bridges in the world.

James Vernor, who owned a Detroit drugstore and was Michigan's first registered pharmacist, developed the world's first carbonated drink in 1866. The Boston Cooler (vanilla ice cream and the ginger-flavored soda) is a classic Detroit taste sensation. The drink apparently was named for the city's Boston Boulevard, not the city in Massachusetts.

Detroit has Henry Ford, the man who put America on wheels, to thank for the advent of snack food. He allowed workers on his assembly line to take short breaks, which led to the trend of workers purchasing small bags of food that could be quickly consumed.

Cold Duck, the bubbly blend of wine and champagne, was introduced to Detroit at the Pontchartrain Wine Cellars, a former downtown Detroit restaurant.

The Eastern Market, a major commercial food distribution center famous for the quality, freshness and variety of its produce, meat, fish and even flowers, has been in existence since 1892.

In 1915, the first Kiwanis Club began in Detroit.

Detroit's downtown turn-of-the-century trolley cars, complete with old-fashioned, uniformed conductors, operated along Washington Boulevard and Jefferson Avenue. The vintage trolley cars made their Detroit debut in 1976. The electric-powered cars were built in England, Germany, Portugal and the United States between 1895 and the 1920s.

Ugh slow night at work

So this is my 4th of 4 nights of working. And of course its going by sooo slow (prob jinxd myself by saying that). I've been researching things to do for our europe trip. I'm excited! Maybe I should do some real work.

Dennis Koo-sin-iche (sp) speech at the DNC

OK I know another post...sorry some interesting things have caught my eye tonight...

The Great Wizard of Oz has come a long way (sorry he reminds me of him)



Did you hear the song in the beginning? Love roller coaster, I really don't think hes tall enough to reach the 48in restriction!! He's like the Joe pesci of the democratic party, I could see him taking some Republican out back and beating him with a baseball bat!!

OH Rear-ree!!

This is just plan funny:

May I take your order?

Hurricane Names

So I saw headlines that Hurricane "Gustav" was about to make land fall in Haiti and I got to thinking, what are future storm names? I looked it up and thought 2012 looks pretty interesting:

2012
Alberto
Beryl
Chris
Debby
Ernesto
Florence
Gordon
Helene
Isaac
Joyce
Kirk
Leslie
Michael
Nadine
Oscar
Patty
Rafael
Sandy
Tony
Valerie
William

All I have to say....Joyce and Michael are going to Rock yo asses in 2012!!!!

They are on!

So I blogged earlier about getting the braces. Today it is official. I am a big nerd, just like mike, lol. So it was quite an experience. First off, they told me it should only be an hour because of new technology, blah blah blah. One hour turned into two. Why you ask? Who knows really. First off, the lady putting them on says "oops" in the middle of the whole thing. And since her hands are in my mouth, I couldn't quite ask what the hell happpened. Come to find out, they were having a hard time putting on the brackets for some reason. They kept 'slipping'.

Secondly, my mouth has to stay dry for them to put them on, and their little suction thing SUCKED. no pun intended. It hardly was doing its job, so I was salivating all over the place (I know, not a pretty picture), making it harder for the braces to stay on. So instead of trying to fix the suction, she kept going. ARGH. Hopefully the rest of the visits for the next year will be better.

Surprisingly, it didn't hurt as much I though for the process. Currently, still ok. A little difficult to eat, but able to tolerate solid foods, yay! I can't live on mashed potatos and soup. First thing I ate when I was done was McDonalds. I figured I should treat myself.

I feel for those who's had braces in the past. kudos to you.

Braces!

So I've been putting this off for awhile, but on Thursday, I'm getting braces put on. Ugh. I've been dreading it, but it needs to be done. It's not even the invisalign ones, its the full on metal ones, both upper and lower teeth. Damn my gums for being so sensitive. That's how it all started. I used to have perfect teeth as a child and the dentist still says I have nice teeth, just a little bit of an overbite with a gap in the lower part. So they want to close it up and such. Fun, huh? Will you all still love me?? haha.

Oh holy hell!!!

I FOUND THE VIDEO OF THAT HUNGARIAN WEIGHTLIFTER!!!!!!
If you didn't know this, fair warning its graphic!!!
Ok, it makes sense but its kinda of funny theres actual people with block out boards. Oh and not just one replay but several to see the incident....at different angles. I wondered that to....what would it look like from the back angle...oh yeah..It still fucking hurts!!!!!

Hungarian....in agony!!

Austria!!

In lieu of us going to Vienna this October and with all the hungarians that mike keeps pointing out in the olympics, that got me to thinking about the Sound of Music. Which happens to be one of my favorite movies EVER!!!! Can't get enough of it. Maybe I'll watch it after I post this. haha. I happen to look up the movie on wikipedia. I found an interesting thing:




Also I've included a couple of my favorite songs:

McCain's and Obama's Top Ten List....

I heard this the other day, honestly to add to the list of why McCain is even more senile then we think:

White House DJ Battle

ABBA!!!! R U F-IN KIDDING ME!!!!!!!! Guess who was first in line for the opening of Mama Mia

Olympics Beach VolleyWOW!!!

So I was searching through NBC Olympics website, and found this "Dancing at the Beach". I know Konrad mentioned this but I brushed it aside. So tell me Why am I not watching Beach Volleyball....more!!?? ok not that I'm looking but the last picture in the set.....ah.....look at the chica on the right....at the bottom.....am I seeing what I'm seeing? She brought a concealed weapon into the stadium?

If only I could go back in time!!

This would soo be my wedding dress and the bridesmaids dresses. I think the girls would have looked sexy:

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VOTE!

Don't forget to vote August 5th!!

In Honor of Kasia and Jen...

Except that Kasia didn't like it, haha. I think we were all amused by it (maybe except for Konrad)

Chunk like......

BABY RUTH!!!

Holy crap, what did this cat eat? Jersey mice a little more high in fat then Detroit mice? The cats I see in Detroit are never this big.

Fat N.J. cat's origins uncovered: He was abandoned

And whats the deal with the foreboding intro to the story? Kinda of depressing but everything is all better now because fat cats make everyone happy!!!! Here's the story.

What I think....

.....when I go to these types of stores:

New Linens-N-Shit Opens

Hawaiian Luau!!

So I hope everyone had fun at the Luau on Saturday. We know Kasia did. haha. Here's a little preview of how the night started:




Eric and his coconut bra (this might ruin your chances of becoming president):



The Wilsons plus 1 (yay):



Mike and his girls:



And the Pooptrans:




Till the next party!

Rent a Hubby?

Ingenious or just plain stupid? I was driving by this house earlier this morning and happen to find a sign called "Rent a Hubby", a handyman service. I found it to be hilarious. Maybe I should rent Mikey out?

Fish tickling....

I've always had this fear as a kid that fish will nibble my feet when swimming. See its true!!!!!!!!!

Nibbling fish perform pedicures

But...as always why? who? where? when? how? did this person think of this? Garra rufa <-----a little info on the fish. This even for me....a little weird.

Blood Playstations?

So with the world becoming a load more self aware to matters all over the globe, why not now gaming systems? Just add this to the list of things I have to wonder if the parts or food were properly acquired. The next time I play "GTF" and "Niko" is having sex with a hooker, there's going to be an image of some Congolese kid in a cave harvesting the ore needed for my enjoyment.

Playstation 2 component incites African war

PS I don't own a PS2, but hopefully the Wii and DS are blood free.

Outside and dreaming....

So I'm currently outside and blogging by the garage, love wifi!! Decieded to give the garage sale a go ahead today, such a beautiul day. Some highlights from the locals:

-Got into a nice conversation with a clock repairman (yes a clock repairman! his store is next to the blacksmith, cooper and farrier!!!) He was excited to see our vote for the zoo yard signs. He was going to vote even though he doesn't own a house. Then the good ol' "Why is Kwame's name on the water tower" talk came up. Ok people, a couple of things: some of the zoo's property is still owned by the city of Detroit, hence we can't do anything with the name unless the tool is voted out of office. He decieded to tell me all about why he hates Detroit and hopes for "them" not "we" turns it around. Its shameful but its the attitude of most metro Detroiters. Anyways, he bought some stuff, Thanks dude!!!

-A funny young kid stopped by and we had a nice (atleast 20 minute) conversation on gameboys, his sister breaking her cell phone (she is grounded by the way and i'm not suppose to tell you!), a broken door knob, and a bike seat that hurts his "butt". So, he's going home to ask his mom if he can buy the gameboy advance, the cell phone for his sister and the door knob ( so he can lock himself in his room to get away from his sister)

-I put out the "Yes on zoo" yard signs and the tiger ones are going good, too good...I'm left with a load of bears and monkey/hippos ( somebody just pointed out that the Monkey/hippos ones are looking more hippoish). Ok, you'd think knowing my animals, i'd know the difference, I should refresh myself on cartoonish charater looking animals book that I have (kidding)

I have tiger tickets for sale, no ones buying (bitches!!)

The weather is good and so is life!

interesting

So everyone was doing this on myspace, so I decided to post it here:


Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you...

1) Your name? Joyce
A treasured possession (noun) Something you can't live without (Mike should appreciate)

like a good book that you can't put down, full of humour, wisdom, sensitivity (adjective)

Joyce similar to a malapropism (verb) try to do or say one thing and it turns out like another

A verb, meaning to lead someone on and then crush his or her heart like a heartless, souless, biatch that does pineapples and your sister.

A slang in Bulgarian used for Marihuana

to have a camel toe

a purple toenail fungus that is often used as medicine for butt warts

where u spill/slop something on urself, like food, drink, anything, it usually falls upon the breast of the person


2) One of your friends?: Kasia

a polish lasse who is wise beyond her years and has large boobs (so true)

A beautiful female who talks to strangers

Usually a really "dumb" Polish whore who sleeps around with everyone in your town. Also to be considered a homewrecker


3) What should you be doing? Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.


4) Hometown? Detroit

A city that a bunch of people talk and complain about but without ever stepping inside the city limits or even coming within 50 miles of its border.

Contrary to popular belief, there are nice parts, but perpetuating stereotypes is better than talking about the good that resides there, huh?

Where everyone who's from Michigan says they're from when somebody asks them where they live.

Best water in the world.


5) Middle name? Elaine

Another term for foxy or sexy.

A silly Mormon girl who will do your Spanish homework for absolutely nothing. Usually of Hispanic origin


6) Car you drive/will drive? Toyota

A supremely reliable car of Japanese design. Formerly imported direct from Japan, now more commonly assembled in the USA.

Most likely any non-Honda car with over 300,000 on the odometer.

A vehicle with normally bland body styling, an underpowered engine, and weak acceleration that is easy on the wallet, and prettymuch indestructible.

A company known mostly for the Camry, that has a produced a few outstanding exceptions to itself. Namely the Celica Supra, and the Mid-Engined MR2.



7) Last person you talked to on the phone? Mike

To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.

A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools

The Dark Knight

So we just got home from seeing The Dark Knight. Let me just say, (no spoilers here), it was great! Definitely dvd worthy. It doesn't help that I LOVE Christian Bale. Dreamy, haha. It is definitely different that the other batman movies. But I think good different.


I was just checking out imdb about the movie and happen to find some interesting things about the movie. Again, no spoilers included:

Matt Damon was Christopher Nolan's first choice for the role of Harvey Dent but turned it down. Before Aaron Eckhart was cast in the part, other actors considered included Hugh Jackman, Ryan Phillippe, Liev Schreiber and Josh Lucas.

As a joke, one bat suit was made with nipples, as in Batman & Robin (1997). It was presented to Christian Bale as the real bat suit, but he knew instantly it was a joke, having seen a few design pictures during preproduction. He did pose for some publicity photos in the "nipple" suit. ( I would definitely want to find pictures of this so-callled "nipple" suit, haha)

This is the first Batman film to not have "Batman" in the title.

Robin Williams, Lachy Hulme, Paul Bettany, and Adrien Brody all expressed interest for the role of the Joker before Heath Ledger was cast. (which I think was a good choice)

Turning down a salary estimated at between $1 million and $2 million
an increase over the roughly $1 million she was believed to have earned for Batman Begins (2005) - Katie Holmes chose not to reprise her role as Rachel Dawes. This was due to what was described as 'scheduling conflicts'. (more like Tom Cruise did not allow it)

While filming on the streets of Chicago in April 2007, the filming was carried out under the fake movie title "Rory's First Kiss". Fliers regarding the filming carried this fake title, complete with a fake "RFK" logo for the movie and an address for the film's production offices. (clever)

To prepare for his role as the Joker, Heath Ledger lived alone in a hotel room for a month, formulating the character's psychology, posture and voice (the last one he found most difficult to do). He started a diary, in which he wrote the Joker's thoughts and feelings to guide himself during his performance. He was also given Alan Moore's comic "Batman: The Killing Joke" and "Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth" to read. Ledger also took inspiration from A Clockwork Orange (1971)'s Alex and Sid Vicious. (insane, but it definitely shows in the movie)


Either way, it is a must-see :)

Starbucks.....stargone....

Now really people!!!! get over yourselves!!!!! Cities, Customers Launch
'Save Our Starbucks' Efforts For the love of god, there more important things to bitch and moan about then your local Starbucks is closing. The one that probably muscled the local store out of business. Isn't revenge sweet, like a Double shoot mocha skim grande?!? I think Britany will be a little disappointed

El Machismo

So I've been searching all over the internet for our absolute favorite song by El Machismo. And I can't seem to find it. If anyone happens to find it, can you please post? Thanks.

Our new First Dance Song?

So Joyce and myself were watching "Monk" and the "Psych" new season premier commercial showed. The show is a little bit campy but funny otherwise, check it out.

This is the original song by Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney.

So I thought, this could be our new First Dance song. We can change it to "Brownie and Powdery"!! Hey guess what were going to play at whiskey next time!!!!

Water OH!!! melon!!

ahh this article was on the Detroit News website.

Scientists: Watermelon yields Viagra-like effects

See now science has proved for some reason men are attracted to watermelons. There is even modification of said watermelon into the shape of a "box". So the next time someones caught with his "junk" in the proverbial watermelon glory hole, just say its for Science!!! Of to the supermarket, guess what were having on the 4Th!!!!!

Here's an idea......

Hey Eric and Sue, since we all have mutts how about this? Canine Heritage Breed Test

We all wondered who our doggies "baby daddies" were, just one problem......THE Price!!! $70 bucks for 50 species and $120 for a 100. So I love my dogs dearly, but I have a hard time dropping over a C-note to see the history of bastardism in my doggies. Maybe we can call Maury to help us out. I can see the episode pan out in my head right now!! Lots of "oh no, you ain't bitch!!!" and "we only "us" styled once!! How could that of happened" Anyways, if you need a stimulus check idea, Eric here's one!

"But daddy, whos our other mommy and other daddy?"

Dumbest Generation

I heard this on the radio the other day. They were saying that people under the age of 30, make up the dumbest generation to date. Check out their reasons:

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Downsizing

Not sure if you all caught this article in the Freep, Voters asked to downsize Lansing.

I'm liking the idea that all our leaders take a pay cut while our work force is dwindling and no pay raises to boot. Personally its time we all look at whats wrong with the system. Is this the answer? Some of the answer? I don't know, but at least its a start. Campaign finance reform is a big thing in my book. Anyways, if anyone finds out were I can sign up for this ASAP, let me know!!!!

Seven Words........Tribute!!

I'm sure you've heard, George Carlin has passed away. He's one of my favs, who can't forget Remus on Bill and Teds excellent adventure!!!!

Onion shirts

About Eric's post of geeky shirts, check out The onions store. Some of this shirts hit a much deeper level, I've always felt this:

The usual.......

Governor bet for any major sporting event championship. Heres the picture of the Pennsylvanian Governor with the losing bet:

Faygo and sausage.....mmmm that screams the people of Michigan eat healthy!!! Oh I like the poor shulb that is holding the bumper sticker.

Damn you Comcast!!

So we signed up for Comcast a month ago, switched from Wow. I'm thinking it might have been a mistake. It is cheaper, but their service SUCKS. Our internet has gone out at least 5 times already, and they keep blaming it on "outages" and stuff. Whatever. This latest one, they blamed on the weather. But the other times, it wasn't weather related. Ugh, so frustrating!

ah?

Read this article, "Grosse Pointe choir director suspended , investigation launched"




You know why "he/she" is angry, cause its a man!!!!!!!!!

Sumo Car Wash!!

Looky what I found! We saw this watching the CBC airing of the Wings game. I thought it was funny. "Big props" to the Electric Six, that's the band that plays the song on the commercial. National air play, not sure if this would be my first choice.....Sumo wrestlers.....Car wash......eh?!?

excited for the wings!

sign up

Shes got the look?!?

Alternate names: MILF MODELS, COUGARS OUT TO GET YAH!!.......and WHOS THE SUGAR MAMA?



Hollywood has just givin all man a reason to watch TV Land, Shes got the look.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR@!@!@!@!@!@!!!!!!!

F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!F-in!!
PENGUINS!!!!! I'M GOING INTO TO WORK ON WEDNESDAY AND KICK ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ok not this one, but find me a Crosby, Malkin or a Malone..................they better watch it!!!!

Coldplay!!

Coldplay has a new album coming out and a new single!! Check it out:




I love this song!

Excited!!!!

So last night, my co-worker and I were talking, and she happened to tell me about this store in chicago, which to my surprise, I have never heard of. It is a store called 1154 Lill . You can custom make your own purse!!! It's like my dream come true. I know where my next stop will be when in Chicago!!

OneBeaumont

So I just wasted an hour and a half of my time today. Do you know what I was doing? Sitting in a classroom listening to people say that we should make our doctors happy!! Our Doctors? Really, c'mon. What about our nurses? There wouldn't be a hospital if it weren't for the nurses. The purpose of the class was to see how "we" as beaumont can make doctors satisfied, which in turn will bring in more patients, which in turn will bring in more revenue for beaumont. I am quite offended by this and I'm sure many of the other employees in the room were. It's ridiculous. Who is at the patient's bedside 24hours a day.

Then they go to say that the doctor's time is valuable and that we need to do things to not waste their time. Ugh, I am so frustrating for the whole thing. At least we get paid for it.

Good times in Honor, MI!!

This is what you get when you give the boys some drinks :)

Joyce Plays for the Tigers?

Inge, Joyce lead Tigers past Mariners (AP)

My wife is a two timing.....hey wheres the major league paycheck?!?!?

Wanna see something scary?

I could.........

possibly see this happening:


McCain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists

I think the free basing of Napalm in Nam is finally catching up!!!

Weird foot in the mouth topic...

So Joyce and I were coming home and we saw a "Hog" on a "Hog". So of course I made the comment that was one "Huge" person on a bike. Joyce made the comment "so if I rode that, you'd think I'm fat". I said no........just pleasantly plump!!!! (note: Joyce is laughing the whole time) It brings me to a ?....check out the poll -------->

Punk goes......?

CRUNK!!!!!



I was with Joyce the other day at Target and found this, no not among the CDs, but randomly in the Men's clothing section. So I'm not the only one that had a second thought to show someone. Seriously, is this true? Look there is a myspace "PUNK GOES CRUNK"!!! Not to intellectual pick at this already absurd topic, but according to wikipedia of CRUNK, most of the songs on the album are considered Hip Hop of the east coast, west coast brand. I may give them umbrella (I'm partial to it) but after that....its the hippty hoppity. Seriously people, not here to judge. The "I wish" is a little catchy, liked the original by itself!

The new Five

Hey Eric the new five is looking more prettier these days!!!!

Aw, my Tito baby!

So I was cleaning out all my emails yesterday since I tend to keep everything that isn't spam. And I came across the first ever picture of Tito. It wasn't even our picture, it was the one from the previous owner, the one that convinced us to get him :)



He was so young and so cute. Still is. :)

New Scarlett Johansson Music Video!!!!

Yes I said that correctly!!!!!! Guess its a thing to do in Hollywood, look good, act, party and make Music Videos.



God was it horrible!! "I'm falling down" with a fork in my eye!! The only thing good about this video is the 45 second music break in the middle!!! Ok I don't ask for much out of people, but Scarlett? just sit there and look pretty, am I asking for much? Your boobies are so fine, there is no need for you to do a video for attention. Her voice is like Sinead o'connor, but a little more.....how you say? manlier? Ok, maybe I was a little bitter, because I didn't win that date with you on ebay. But don't judge me for my sexy saxaphone playing on the toliet!! I have some musical stylings, and have to says its was a little rough to watch!! Don't be discourged, just after you fall down, get back up and DON'T MAKE ANOTHER SONG!!!!!

30th B-day!!!!!

So it has come and past, now its all down hill from here............. CHECK IT!!!! Pics from the "why I'll never become president" gallery! We have several more 30ths coming and more Celebrations!!!! And explain the picture? It looks like im holding a light saber with a satisfactory look....mmmmmmmm what the hell did I do that night?

4.20!!!

So as a tribute to this wonderful day of smoking the reefer, I found a video that people ( of that stature) will think is funny. For me its a WTF moment!!!



oh I can't help but think, that after watching this video, I see them saying they're hungry for watermelon!!

Wedding pics are up

PICTURES!!!!

Highlights:

Me peeing in a fountain
Eric holding a purse (man card revoked!!)
Nick trying to give me a hickey, after he just got married 2 timer!
The pope visits the wedding
a little pole ridding in a church parking lot
The best part: I so got some tongue from Craig Biggio!!!!!

My Interesting Pedicure Experience

So yesterday I decided to treat myself to a pedicure at this local place I usually go to. Anyways, as I was picking out my polish color, I see next to me this "woman" next to me (who by the way resembled a tall friend of ours). Or so I thought it was a woman, haha. Then she spoke, and come to find out, it was actually a man, with a wig, and huge boobs (bigger than mine, of course). She pretty much looked like a manly woman. I almost had a chuckle. One that it resembled someone I knew, and two, I was totally not expecting that. Either way, it was pretty funny. By the end of my pedicure, I somehow had managed talking to another woman about 80 year olds with penile implants. I don't even know how that conversation had gotten started.

-Joyce

who's that?

Who's that sexy bitch, with his FBI glasses and porn stash?

We Miss you Kien!!!!

Hey Kien, I found you a guide while your down in the "Always bigger in the" T.

Check it!!!!

So I won't be fixin to beat you like a rented mule, but this ain't my first rodeo and hopefully your not a gnat in a hail storm!! So this my translation of the week, use the guide to figure it out. GOOD LUCK KIEN!!!!!!

Itellyen!

New week, new language and new apprication for another culture. Italy!!!!!

Support the A.B.F.P.!!!!!!!

Another CAUSE to add to the list of things I support: not shopping at walmarts, WWF, hookers against drugs and puppies for war.

New foreign phrase..

Sorry I've been kinda sick, lay off!!!! Heres my new pharse of the by-week and a little bit about Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

Update on Pics!

I never got a chance to post more pics from St. Pattys, so here are the rest of theM:

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Easter!!!

Ok not a lot to be thankful, for i've been sick since thursday. But im thankful for Health, a lovely wife (yes brownie points), two cute dogs that are rough housing as we type this!!! and State making it to the sweet 16!!! GO STATE!!!!! This time of year also reminds me of: what does easter mean to me? well its about bunnies!!!! It don't make sense but they are so cute!!!! heres a couple of pictures of some cute bunnies:



So Cute!!!!



Im going to eat you!!!!



Its going to eat everything in Sight!!!


And a really cute bunny picture!





Disclaimer: I blame this post on being sick!!!

St. Patrick's Day 2008!

So St. Patrick's Day was a fun and long day. Here's a somewhat quick re-cap: 10:00 AM (yes, that is AM) - Breakfast and Main Street in HamTown to allow for us to drink more. This is us pre-drinking: 11:00 AM - Arrived at Old Shillelagh in Detroit. While walking up to the entrance, we happen to see an old man passed out with a bloody nose. Looks as though he started pretty early. We got to the tent and started our drink on. Was able to make it upstairs to hear somewhat Irish music. Drinking then led the entire upstairs to chanting "We are table #1, table #1, table #1, where the f*ck is #2". This went on several times, I have video but can't make out the chanting too well. Pretty funny stuff. Here is what our table looked like at around 1:00pm: Next stop, Big Boy. For more food. Alcohol really does make you hungry. We need the carbs to soak it all in. 4:30PM - Pat O'Brien's to see our favorite bartender, Augie. There were no $3 PBRs this time for Mike, only Labatts and Beamish, haha. At this point, Eric finally joined us for some drinking fun. After only about an hour and half, Eric had caught up to where I was, drinking-wise, haha. 7:00PM - Royal Kubo, celebrating filipino-irish style. Hey, they had 2.50 guinesses and angels on horseback (which i don't recommend to anyone)... It looks good, but doesn't taste anything like it looks (as told by the boys). I was smart enough not to eat it. :) Spent the rest of the night at the kubo eating adobo baboy and pansit. Also karaoking it away.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

The day were all a little Irish!!!!! Use this pharse proud on this day of celebrating the great St. Patrick. May the luck of the Irish shine upon you on this most blessed day of drinking. Drive safe!!!!!



-mike